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Wednesday
n. The fourth day of the week in the USA, and the third day of the week in Europe

We all know vaguely that our days of the week (and our months of the year, too) generally have their origins in antiquity, but what’s especially interesting in the case of English days of the week is just how structured their evolution is—and what’s more, just how incestuous old languages were.

Wednesday comes most immediately from the Middle English Wednesdai, from the Old English wōdnesdæġ, which is a combination of the generic dæġ (“day”) and the possessive wōdnes, or “Woden’s”—that is to say, Wednesday is Wōden’s day. Wōden is an Old English form of the proto-Germanic *Wod-enaz, with connotations of madness or inspiration. It’s the same old god as the Norse Odin (Old Norse Óðinn), and also comparable to the Old High German Wotan. Wotan/Wōden/Odin was the leader of the Norse pantheon (the Æsir), and the patron god of war, death, wisdom, and poetry.

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§2795 · October 22, 2008 · 2 comments · Tags: , ,

I Want to Buy a Vowel I Want to Buy a Vowel by John Welter
Publisher: Algonquin Books
Year: 1996
Pages: 322

If you’ll recall, I recently reviewed Welter’s Night of the Avenging Blowfish, which was itself a re-review of my original reading in 2006. Welter is a report by trade, or at least he was, since I have no idea what became of him since 1996: he stopped writing books and I can find no information about his whereabouts or fate. He wrote three comic novels, usually a blend of more subtle satire about Life, the Universe and Everything along with witty reparteé that forms the hallmark of a Welter novel.

Though it came out in 1996, the novel seems prescient in its points of thematic intersection: thetl politics of illegal immigration, and the sociology (and politics) of religion. If this hasn’t aged well, nothing has.

The novel’s major plot point (but not protagonist) is Alfredo Santayana, an illegal immigrant from Guatemala who memorizes English phrases from television show, and who tells most Anglos that he meets that he would like to buy a vowel. The plot’s protagonist is Eva Galt, a precocious young girl with a similarly precocious younger sister named Eva, who discovers Alfredo and wants to help him.

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§2139 · August 5, 2008 · 1 comment · Tags: , , , ,

Me Of Little Faith Me Of Little Faith by Lewis Black
Publisher: Riverhead
Year: 2008
Pages: 256

I like Lewis Black’s standup, and I like him on The Daily Show; I was less than impressed, however, by his sort-of-biography, Nothing’s Sacred. Lewis qua storyteller with occasional swearing is not the Lewis Black we’ve come to know and love.

Me of Little Faith is Black’s second attempt at the book form; ostensibly, it’s a book about religion with that certain Lewis Black je ne sais qua. In practice, it’s an inconsistent series of narrative vignettes about Black’s formative years or Seinfeld-like “And what’s the deal with Buddhists?” kind of humorous chapters.

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§2087 · July 9, 2008 · 1 comment · Tags: , , , , ,

If you haven’t already heard of the Duggar family from their show on the Discovery Channel, or from other various and sundry news reports that pop up every time Mr. & Mrs. Fecundity drop a new child into the world (every nine months), then let me sum it up for you: they’re a family of Quiverfulls, fundamentalist Christians that believe it’s their responsibility to keep having sex without protection and raise as many children as that lifestyle produces. Meanwhile, they dress like the polygamists from Texas and creep out just about everyone they meet. It seems like only yesterday that I was reading some puff piece about her 17th child; now it’s up to 18:

The Duggar kids planned a big Mother’s Day surprise for their mom this year. But the surprise was on them when Michelle Duggar announced on the TODAY Show that they were soon to welcome an 18th sibling.

“We’re expecting!” the happy mother told TODAY co-host Meredith Vieira and the entire Arkansas clan. “Number 18!

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Joshua, the Duggars’ eldest son, said the news, two days before Mother’s Day was “a shock” — if only to a point.

“I wasn’t expecting that,” the 20-year-old said. “But it’s been nine months [since the birth of the last baby], so yeah.”

I love the eldest son’s reaction: oh, right, it’s been the minimum possible amount of time since her last pregnancy, so of course she’s got another bun in the oven. You think maybe young Joshua is starting to get the feeling that his family is nuts?

But because they say that God told them to keep squirting out babies, then it’s all right. And they’ll keep doing it until they have another miscarriage due to the monstrous abuse of her vagina. But that one won’t be God’s fault.

See “Multiply and Conquer” at Bitch magazine for more good stuff.

§2062 · May 12, 2008 · 6 comments · Tags: ,

God's Problem God's Problem by Bart D. Ehrman
Publisher: HarperOne
Year: 2008
Pages: 304

Bart D. Ehrman is a compelling scholar, or so I’m told. I was entirely underwhelmed by his previous work, The Lost Gospel of Judas, which was largely a historical curiosity with a lot of directed Biblical scholarship; neither moving nor groundbreaking. I was unaware that Ehrman had written another book until I stumbled across it just recently; I decided to read it, hoping it would be a better indication of the author’s writing ability.

God’s Problem is really two interwoven threads. One is largely personal, and partly narrative: Ehrman tells us the story of his change from a fundamentalist Christian (Moody Bible Institute, Wheaton College, &c.) to an agnostic, and states quite bluntly that his fall from faith was predicated upon the problem of suffering in the world. It’s stated mostly famous by Epicurus, often retold in much simplified versions because there is no canonical version. The problem is this:

God either wishes to take away evils and is unable; or he is able and is unwilling; or he is neither willing nor able; or he is both willing and able. If he is willing but unable he is feeble, which is not in accordance with the character of God. If he is able and unwilling, he is envious, which is equally at variance with God. If he is neither willing nor able, he is both envious and feeble, and therefore not God. If he is both willing and able, which alone is suitable for God, from what source then are evils? Or why does he not remove them?

This particular problem was neologized by Leibniz as “theodicy”, and it’s been one of the more complicated and storied cases for Judeo-Christian apologists. This problem, which Ehrman reveals he taught as a course early in his career, was his ultimate cause for disbelief, and he proposes early in the book to study the problem and the various and sundry ways that we’ve answered it.

While Ehrman makes his own convictions known, the book itself mostly reads as a textual and historical survey of theodicy rather than an argument for or against something—I’d chalk this up to Ehrman’s continuing interest in and respect for Christian intellectualism. This is a convoluted way of saying that despite the title of the book, it shouldn’t be something that committed theists are afraid to read: the bulk of it is dedicated to nothing more than explaining how different groups, and different authors of Biblical texts, have explained the presence of “evil” in the world.

One thing that does eventually irritate me about the book, however, is the same Ehrman dedicates to creating specific and overly-long examples of suffering. That is to say, instead of letting his readers tacitly acknowledge that yes, there is suffering in the world, he spends a great deal of time setting up examples of Khmer Rouge-led Cambodia, the Holocaust, sick and suffering children, &c. This particular tactic smells a little like propaganda to me, although Ehrman’s contextualizing hints that many people don’t quite appreciate the issue until it’s laid explicitly in front of them.

There are a lot of things to say about theodicy, and God’s Problem shouldn’t be considered a definitive work by any means: the Wikipedia entry for theodicy lists many more explanations that Ehrman does, for instance. The difference, I suppose, is that Ehrman has his New Testament scholar and (former) practicing evangelical bona fides, and he really does do a good job bringing his extensive knowledge of the Bible and extra-Biblical text to this theodician history.

The first theory that Erhman covers is the idea that God causes suffering as a punishment for straying from his commands (what’s known as the “Classical” view of suffering). For examples of this, see, well, most of the Old Testament. The Jewish god could be a real dick sometimes: this is principally Ehrman’s argument against the efficacy of such a reasoning, namely that the enslavement, death, and continued persecution of his chosen people is hardly a satisfying, theologically, especially to the latter-day Christians, who have largely transformed the Old Testament god into a much nicer, self-realized version of himself, replete with a salvific crucifixion. There’s a big difference between the stern father and one who will kill children just to make a point. With enough torturous logic, you could justify it, perhaps, but surely, Ehrman argues, there must be better.

And indeed, even though the author likely spends the most time on this first explanation (due, in part, to its relative surfeit of textual evidence), there are in fact other ways of approaching theodicy. The next explanation is possibly the most popular form with Christians: suffering exists because free will allows some sinful people to act cruelly toward others. That is to say, Adam & Eve → sin → fallen nature → suffering. The obvious problem with this viewpoint, Ehrman supposes, is suffering that isn’t the responsibility of humans: literal “acts of god,” in insurance parlance, don’t appear to be the end result of human action; they are either built into the nature of the world, or they are created spontaneously by God, both of which are problematic in thinking of about suffering.

Thirdly, there is redemptive suffering: specifically, we experience suffering so that we may be better people. This, too, has a gloss of respectability, Ehrman says, except when you consider all of the fringe cases. Even if you could argue that losing a child in an accident makes a mother a better person (stronger, more faithful, what-have-you), you could hardly say the same for the child. Despite what seems like a lot of exceptions to the rule, the idea of redemptive suffering has become the theological cornerstone of Christianity, as seen in the passion of Jesus.

Finally, Ehrman discusses another viewpoint associated with Jesus and his close followers: apocalyptic suffering. Simply put, this is the idea that suffering is fine now because we’ve got much better things coming that will make it all worth it. There are two levels to this: to early apocalyptic writers (Ehrman mentions Paul as an example), contemporary suffering is irrelevant, since divine deliverance is soon at hand. 2000 years later, the idea of “soon” has changed somewhat, but the idea that suffering in the here and now pales in comparison to the rewards of the afterlife is very much a part of the fabric of Christian doctrine. Ehrman, ever the dedicated agnostic, thinks this little consolation for all that happens in this world (insert his many descriptive examples, for the fourth or fifth time).

In the end, I’d say God’s Problem is a bit of an answer without a problem. Although it’s an excellent survey of historical and current Christian teachings regarding theodicy, its contextual problems—the author’s own revulsion to suffering and its effects on his faith—aren’t likely to sway any reader on any side of the debate. I think Ehrman understands this (he appears to disclaim as much), and yet much of his personal narrative, injected between textual analyses, appears worded to provoke just such an event. Theodicy is a very real topic of debate that continues to inform sermons even today, and remains relevant as long as the world continues to appear an arbitrary and cruel place. I knew, generally, of the arguments for suffering, having heard of and contemplated Epicurus’ (in)famous proposal long ago, but it was nice to get lot of textual information with which to frame the subject.

I still haven’t been entirely convinced of Ehrman’s ability as a writer (perhaps I simply need to go ahead and read Misquoting Jesus, which appears to be a fan favorite), even though I accept his reputation as a scholar. God’s Problem suffered at times from its own maudlin sympathies, relying too hard on an argument from empathy in a work that proposed a scholarly debate.

§2054 · May 4, 2008 · 1 comment · Tags: , , , , , ,