The “It has a nice ring to it” edition.

  1. Virgin Black – [Requiem - Mezzo Forte #06] Lacrimosa (I am blind with weeping)
  2. Spires That In The Sunset Rise – [Curse The Traced Bird #04] Equus Haar
  3. The Snake The Cross The Crown – [Like A Moth Before A Flame #01] Letter
  4. Stars – [Heart #10] Life Effect
  5. King Crimson – [USA #09] Starless
  6. Farmakon – [Demo 1 #03] Stretching Into Me
  7. Toe – [The Book About My Idle Plot On A Vague Anxiety #02] Kodoku No Hatsumei
  8. John Vanderslice – [Cellar Door #11] When It Hits My Blood
  9. The Polyphonic Spree – [The Fragile Army #08] Section 28 [Guaranteed Nightlife]
  10. Feist – [The Reminder #01] So Sorry
§2819 · October 31, 2008 · (No comments) · Tags: , ,

jack o’lantern
n. A vegetable, usually a pumpkin, but alternatively a turnip, carved into the form of a face and lighted within by a candle. Associated chiefly with the holiday Halloween.

Every year around Halloween, we’re bombarded with images of glowing pumpkins, traditionally with faces but more recently with flair and filigree—and sometimes presidential candidates. I’m also willing to bet that many of you, like me, were sick to death of how most elementary schools would dredge up the same miserable Halloween activities, including but not limited to candy distribution, costume contests, and trivia about the origins of Halloween—specifically its less-occult facets, such as the jack o’lantern.

The making of lanterns out of vegetables is a very old practice indeed, and not limited to large gourds: historically, the rutabaga, the mangelwurzel, and the turnip were all favorites for those inclined to vegetable craftwork. The Jack o’lantern as we know it today (hollowed vegetable with light source) is usually attributed to an old Irish folk tale in which a young man tricks the devil into an oblique kind of immortality, the end result of which is that his spirit roams the earth forever, with an undying ember placed inside of a turnip. This person, ostensibly named Jack, became Jack of the Lantern, or, shortened in the wont of the Irish, Jack o’lantern.

The Online Etymology Dictionary dates the version use of “jack o’lantern” as a carved pumpkin to 1837, specifically an Americanism. The term, meaning a night watchman, is 17th-century; that time period also marked its use as synonymous with a phenomenon known as “will o’ the wisp” (or “will with the wisp” from as early as 1608). Stories similar to Jack’s occur with a main character named Will, who has… a wisp (a torch), hence the similarity. Though you may have heard of this term before, you might not be aware what it means: swamp gas. That is to say, the chemical reactions inherent to bogs and swamps creates a particular visual phenomenon, apparently common to just about every culture in history, who all formed their own folklore about it. Its Latin term was ignis fatuus, literally “foolish fire,” and dates back to the mid-16th century. Those of you who are Harry Potter fans might remember the creature Hinkypunk, which is an English regional dialect for the will o’ the wisp.

Though the term “jack o’lantern” as a label for carved pumpkins isn’t today common outside of North America, which seems to have taken the idea of Halloween as a harvest festival and run with it, it’s still used in Newfoundland in its ignis fatuus sense as “Jacky Lantern” or “Jack the Lantern.”

§2808 · October 29, 2008 · 3 comments · Tags: , ,

For over a decade now, the home for urban legend debunking on the web has been Snopes.com, a personal website run by Barbara and David Mikkelson.

While much of its initial incarnation focused on debunking the oldest of the old—”escaped serial killer with a hook” kind of stories, for instance—it has evolved, especially in the last 6 or 7 years, to be an invaluable resource for debunking all the nonsense emails that get forwarded around. I know I use it to rebut these sorts of emails all the time, especially during election years when my conservative extended family forwards these sorts of spurious rumors. It was only a matter of time, then, before Snopes itself came to be labeled as liberal.

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§2994 · October 28, 2008 · 13 comments · Tags: , ,

7 April 2009 • Comments are now closed. Unfortunately, they were devolving into a steady stream of people who didn’t bother to read to narrative thus far and added no value at all.

You’ll pardon my bluntness in the title, but I find it concise and to the point.

My entry “Sam Vaknin’s Self-Love” remains one of my most popular entries, and continues to attract a dialog/argument between refugees from various fora and user groups pertaining to narcissism and NPD. From commenter Derek comes word that Vaknin has seen fit to throw his hat into America’s current political ring by penning an amazingly obtuse and ridiculous article about Barack Obama.

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§2990 · October 27, 2008 · 85 comments · Tags: , ,

Stuff White People Like Stuff White People Like by Christian Lander
Publisher: Random House
Year: 2008
Pages: 224

In less than a year, the blog Stuff White People Like went from being an obscure satirical blog to a full-fledged tour de force, probably worthy of its own entry: white people like Stuff White People Like, since they are fans of both self-deprecation and irony.

Here’s the gist of Stuff White People Like:

  1. Take a concept, idea, or item whose consumption or practice might be attributed largely to Caucasians
  2. Have author Christian Lander write a snarky entry about it
  3. ?????
  4. Profit!

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§2821 · October 25, 2008 · 3 comments · Tags: , , , , ,