SubscribeVIRGINIA BEACH, Va. – In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America’s coastline this year. [...]
“If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms,” Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, “There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.”
If he heard the Lord right? What, did God go through a tunnel? My guess is that if someone claims to “talk” to God, he’s either pretty clear or he’s lying through his fundamentalist teeth. Three guesses as to which is applicable in this case.
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/ Monday, May 22nd, 2006Predicting storms just at the onset of the hurricane season is a bit of a cow’s arse to hit with a banjo.