A Modest Construct

The office ate my soul

As I walked through the main campus building, a security guard with whom I am friendly said, “Hey, buddy: working hard?”

“Or hardly working,” I responded, and then realized at once what I said and died a little inside.

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  1. You should say, “No, at the moment I am quite flaccid.”

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