The Truth (With Jokes) The Truth (With Jokes) by Al Franken
Publisher: Dutton Adult
Year: 2005
Pages: 352

I’ve read this book before. At the time, although I liked it, it failed to impress me as much as Lies and the Lying Liars…, and I was principally concerned with how it would hold up both in terms of diminishing returns in successive readings and the graceful decay of its topical content.

Although I’ve reread it less than a year after its initial reading, I must admit that my opinion of its this time was significantly more positive than before. At the time, Franken seemed more angry than funny, and certainly The Truth (With Jokes) seems to a be a book written largely out of a sense of obligation to (sort of) apologize for the Democratic Party’s failures in 2004 and further expose the wrongdoings of government croneyism and crooks like Jack Abramoff and (to only a slighter extent) Tom DeLay; his previous book, meanwhile, seem to be Franken genuinely having fun skewering the talking heads of the bloviating Bill O’Reilly, the batshit Anne Coulter, and the smug Sean Hannity. Franken at play, instead of a much graver Franken; Franken the apologist, Franken the underdog, Franken the chastened.

But more of The Truth resonated with me this time. Perhaps when I last read it, I was still too disappointed by 2004. Perhaps Franken’s radio show and somehow altered by expectations for his creation. Whatever it was, it seemed somehow awkward or misspent. Now, perhaps with Bush’s low, low approval ratings (about 29%, I believe), I believe just a little better when Franken rants about the “Fears and Queers” tack that the Bushies took during the campaign, &tc. This time, the book seemed prescient; I can only hope the “letter” that comprises the final chapter will prove equally prescient.

§1150 · May 29, 2006 · (No comments) · Tags:

PCWorld is running an article entitled “The 25 Worst Tech Products of All Time“, and I have to agree with their #1 pick: AOL, the dreaded monstrosity of an internet provider (if you can call it that).

Second up is RealPlayer, mostly for its long and sordid history of disrespecting user privacy and creating bad program after bad program. Surprisingly enough, the RealPlayer for Linux (also the Helix backend) doesn’t seem too bad, at least from a UI perspective. In fact, it reminds me of Media Player Classic.

Take a look: it’s a fun, if painful, read.

§1147 · May 28, 2006 · (No comments) · Tags: ,

Or something like that.

From the way the American Family Institute makes it sound, The Gay is no less than the most perfidious of evils, perhaps even more frightening than Communism and feminism combined.

On June 6th the U.S. Senate will vote on the constitutional amendment defining marriage as the union of one man and one woman.

Time is short! It is critical that you contact your senators and ask them to vote for the Marriage Protection Amendment (MPA).

Once homosexual marriage is legal, our religious liberties will be stripped away. Even pro-homosexual marriage advocates agree with that statement. To understand how this will happen, please take time read Dr. Maggie Gallagher’s rather long and accurate article by clicking here. Print it out and give a copy to your pastor!

Dr. Gallagher’s article is for the Weekly Standard, admittedly a conservative rag but considerably more nuanced than the AFA, which of course makes me laugh, because the article says, in effect, “The conflict between Church and State will be exacerbated by gay marriage,” while the AFA says “Oh sweet Jesus! If the homos win, then Christians will be completely disenfranchised and stripped of our religious liberties!” As you can imagine, there is a veritable chasm between Gallagher’s logic and the AFA’s.

Precisely because support for marriage is public policy, once marriage includes gay couples, groups who oppose gay marriage are likely to be judged in violation of public policy, triggering a host of negative consequences, including the loss of tax-exempt status. Because marriage is not a private act, but a protected public status, the legalization of gay marriage sends a strong signal that orientation is now on a par with race in the nondiscrimination game. And when we get gay marriage because courts have declared it a constitutional right, the signal is stronger still.

The method and the mechanism for achieving protected status may be different for orientation and for race. Even the Massachusetts supreme court, for example, declined to rule explicitly that orientation is a protected class, subject to strict scrutiny. But in Massachusetts, the end result may be similar. If state courts declare gay marriage a constitutional right, they are likely to see support for gay marriage as state public policy.

On the cultural level, the declaration by a court that only animus explains why anyone would treat two men differently from a husband and wife represents an unfolding civil rights logic that has real consequences. As Boston Globe columnist Ellen Goodman put it, “But if you give one church permission to discriminate against gays, what’s next? Permission to discriminate against blacks or Jews who want to adopt?”

This, I feel, is the crux of the problem. As I recall, “religious liberty” is the freedom to worship without fear of repression, not the right to apply this or that religious precept at the intersection of faith and public policy. Faith is not a magic pass to discriminate against whoever you want: the “inalienable rights” of American democracy trump any perceived right by churches and church members to exclude or persecute people based on their race, orientation, &c. One of Gallagher’s examples—the recent trouble with Catholic Charities of Boston being forced to either adopt children to gay couples or get out of the adoption business altogether—underscores my point: “religious liberty” in the case is synonymous with “discrimination.” There’s no evidence that gay parents only raised troubled children, or only raise gay children, or are sexually abusive. These are all canards perpetuated by hysterical fundamentalists who view homosexuality as sort of evil that warps and twists the soul, as if homosexuality was The Dark Side, or something. Well, put away the lightsabre, Obi-Wan: if your only reason for excluding gay couples from helping this nation’s tragic surplus of orphans is because some officious ass in a funny robe says that it’s a sin, then no, you don’t get that right. You can blast homosexuals and feminists and whoever your want in your pulpits; your priests can refuse to marry gay couples; however, discrimination in the public square is not a prerogative or a religious liberty.

Georgia just overturned the gay marriage ban that its slackjawed consituents voted for in 2004 (based on a technicality, however). I don’t think that this marriage amendment is going to get anywhere in the Senate. The majority of senators might not be for gay marriage, but I’m guessing a majority is against a constitutional amendment specifically proscribing it.

§1134 · May 18, 2006 · (No comments) · Tags: , , ,

The doctors use OpenOffice on Linux.

A laptop running OpenOffice on Linux

Season 1, episode 16. You can tell it’s OpenOffice on Linux not just because of the look, but because it uses the “Nimbus Roman” font.

§1128 · May 8, 2006 · 6 comments · Tags: , , ,

The Accidental Tourist The Accidental Tourist by Anne Tyler
Publisher: Knopf
Year: 1985
Pages: 355

Before I even knew there was a William Hurt film based on the novel, I had decided to try it out—based, if I remember correctly, on a random click at Amazon. I’d never heard of Ann Tyler before this, and in all honesty I can’t say that I was particularly impressed.

The Accidental Tourist is one of those books in which a whole lot of nothing happens, but takes forever to do so. I admit that this isn’t bad, but in Tyler’s case, I found it difficult to stay attentive. Her prose wavers between dusty and droll to excessively flowery, her plot flow sporadic, her characters at times wholly unbelievable.

The book charts the story of Macon and Sarah Leary, a couple whose young son Ethan was recently murdered, and it seems to have killed their relationship, as well. During their separation, Macon begins to fall apart, and ends up bunking with his siblings, who both mirror and encourage the odd Leary stoicism. Add in one ditzy dog trainer named Muriel and her precocious son Alexander (they’re always precocious), Macon’s yuppie boss Julian, and Macon’s precocious dog (sensing a theme?) Edward, and you’ve got yourself a nice, saccharine little package.

I don’t mean to say that the book is trite, but rather that Tyler fills the book with stock characters from the Novelist Starter Kit and then fails to do anything remotely interesting with them. The ending is disappointing but wholly expected. Her idea of character development is analogous to Stephen Kings: lots of little vignettes that describe the character in ways irrelevant to the plot. She seems to take a particular glee in painting Macon with his siblings, hammering the reader in the eyeballs with the fact that Macon’s entire family is comprised of oddballs, even though we as readers know and understand this perfectly well by chapter 4. Macon hates travel, and writes a series of pamphlets called The Accidental Tourist that tell business travelers how to make a foreign place seem like home. Tyler’s extended metaphor, then, is that Macon is an accidental tourist in his own life, and always seeks comfort in familiarity—not exactly the most profound or difficult of subtexts.

To be perfectly honest, I fail to see the merit that earned this book awards. I fail to see the writing talent that earned Tyler a Pulitzer. Perhaps I am just unable to appreciate the narrative, or the character constructions, or the (torpid) prose, but I just can’t recommend the book to anyone looking for an interesting read.

§1125 · May 8, 2006 · (No comments) · Tags: