No, it’s not out yet (March 20th is the listed release date).

But GameSpot is running an article about the advance copy they got (Oh! How I loathe them!).

This feels like a much better Morrowind, and we’re not just talking about the obvious graphical improvements, but it also feels more streamlined for those who felt that the previous Elder Scroll games were paced a bit too slow. At the same time, there’s nothing to keep fans of the “slower” pace from playing that way, as well.

I’m not much of a gamer: I find that I don’t have the time it takes to endless travails in electronic worlds. On those few occasions where I find a game, however (Ogre Battle 64, Final Fantasy VIII), I play it to the exclusion of sleep and nutrition. I have a sneaking suspicion that playing Oblivion is going to be like that. Hell, I’m willing to bet that just the character creation screens are going to paralyze me with indecision. Should I give the extra point to strength or dexterity? Night Elf or Human? Two-handed bastard or katana?

At least by the time it comes out I’ll be done with all my big papers for the semester…

§1003 · February 27, 2006 · 5 comments · Tags:

Female Chauvinist Pigs Female Chauvinist Pigs by Ariel Levy
Publisher: Free Press
Year: 2005
Pages: 240

I picked this book up on a whim. I was perusing the “New Nonfiction” rack at the library and, well, it was bright pink with a catchy title. After reading the inner flap, I decided that this might be an interesting read. In the past year, I’ve done quite a bit of feminist literary criticism, so the issue is at the forefront for me. Besides, it seems to jibe with something I wrote two years ago on this very blog:

  • [I could do without people] who think female empowerment and sexual empowerment are the same thing.
  • [I could do without people] who think sexual empowerment and exhibitionism are the same thing.

Levy treads dangerous territory. Feminism is a topic near and dear to the hearts of millions, and her look at modern “raunch” feminism is scathing, to say the least. Essentially, she proposes that the highly sexualized—objectified, “dressing sluttily is liberating”—culture so prevalent today is actually a slap in the face to the mothers of feminism and a major setback in the ongoing fight to redefine men and women in comparable terms.

It’s a short(er) book, divided into several main sections. It opens with a Girls Gone Wild shoot, something true representative of the problem as Levy sees it, wherein college girls (and sometimes high schools, if the litigation against the company is in good faith) flash their chests or genitals to the camera for millions of viewers to see. Not porn stars or strippers, but average Middle Americans with perhaps too much alcohol in the systems, thinking that their display of the goods is sexually liberating. But it’s really not—is it?

It’s a miserably complex topic, and sometimes Levy’s force eclipses the naunces, which elicited some criticism. To be honest, I think I’m even more conflicted—though I agree with the brunt of Levy’s argument—about current approaches to feminism than I was before.

§995 · February 25, 2006 · (No comments) · Tags:

Food Fight Food Fight by Kelly Brownell, PhD
Publisher: McGraw-Hill
Year: 2004
Pages: 356

After reading Eric Schlosser’s Fast Food nation last year and being wholly impressed, I was interested in delving deeper into the issue of America’s obesity crisis and the Big Food hegemony. I knew that Food Fight would focus more on the health aspects of the issue, so I thought it would be a good place to start.

I can’t sit here and say that Food Fight was a bad book. It was thoroughly fleshed out, extensively cited, logically organized, and impeccably researched. It also struck me like a particularly stiff high school research paper. Brownell has all the stylistic flair of the bookworm that you made fun of in school. When he cracks an obvious joke, he follows up with a disclaimer stating as much. The book is divided into short sections with large subject headers, and struggles at times for cohesiveness and flow. It’s got a lot of cited statistics, but I didn’t get the sense that these were woven well enough, rhetorically, to make as much of an impression as they could. After solid blocks of contextless statistics, I felt my eyes crossing and wanted to skip to the next chapter.

Which isn’t to say that the book doesn’t have motivational power. I felt righteous indignation when Brownell talked about soda companies signing distribution deals with cash-strapped schools. I felt the urge to eat produce and cut out soda from my diet when he outlined the growing epidemic of poor diet and the physical and mental effects of overnutrition.

In effect, this is precisely the sort of book you’d use in writing a research paper of your own, but reading it cover to cover isn’t the most fulfilling enterprise. If you’re interested in learning about the Fast Food problem in an eminently more pleasing way, read Schlosser’s book instead.

§992 · February 22, 2006 · 5 comments · Tags:

I love my job, because I get to play with web code all day, but more and more I’m learning the hard way about working in a bureaucracy; that is, the private institution sort of nonsense that plagues academia.

A few months ago, the web services department got a rather nasty e-mail from the VP. Actually, I shouldn’t say “nasty,” because it wasn’t overtly nasty, but rather insinuated some nasty things. Some awards group of some sort had made their 2005 list of the Top 10 Admissions sites of private colleges. Our local rival, Lewis University, was #4, I believe. The #1 spot went to Transylvania University. The unasked question from the e-mail? “Why isn’t St. Francis on this list?”

Well, that’s a good question, Mrs. VP. There are a number of reasons.

We’re living in 1998. I mentioned last year that I was working on a major rewrite of the site’s HTML template. We started rolling it out this week, but the problem is that we’re using a bunch of static HTML files and a set of Dreamweaver templates. Changing anything is a horrible ordeal. I’ve tried to make changes as easily as possible by handling most styles in a set of external CSS files, as well as having our persistent navigation menu be called from an external Javascript. But the St. Francis website is a collection of years of cruft. At the end of last year, I was still finding and deleting/updating pages in the 2002-2004 template. Now, as nice as I can make the template, I have little control—at least during the switchover—over the editable sections, which are a mess. A complete, utter fucking mess, with tables inside of tables inside of tables. We have years and years of stupid faculty and incompetent people putting everything inside of tables, just so that they can have several elements—which should be in list form—appearing side-by-side.

I don’t expect people to understand the difference between, for instance, <em> and <i>, but understanding that tables are only to be used for tabular data is not difficult. The problem is sheer laziness: tables are easy to put in, and they do what you want.

But therein lies the problem: a large number of our faculty edit their own pages. We give them access, a copy of Dreamweaver 4 (there’s another problem, right there), except when they edit pages with Word, the stupid pricks, and they’re supposed to do their own thing. This is good insofar as it relieves us of the tedium of text updates, but bad in that faculty and staff do some really dumbshit things, including tables, animated gifs or cartoonish icons, and of course everything is hardcoded with HTML declarations instead of with CSS.

So, Vice President, why is Lewis University on the Top Ten list and St. Francis isn’t? Because Lewis University outsources its website. The knuckle-draggers on campus don’t get to touch it: they only send updated information which their (expensive, I imagine) webmasters then put into the site, which is OK for a designer’s standpoint, but of course I’d like to see it coded better.

I have to work with incompetent people. The University employs a graphic artist who lives in another state. We send her an assignment, and we get good work a few days later. However, she works on a Mac, using Quark Express, and so no matter what she does, and no matter what we ask her, she sends us a PDF of the finished work. Rasterized, in other words. Even when outside consultants we hire ask her for metadata-enabled file types, or PNGs, or something that they can work with…. she sends them a PDF. Oftentimes, we use the PDF promotional flyer for the web, but we need to make a form out of it, or change the text, or—in the case of the Chicago Tribune, who we submit ads to—completely remake the poster by blanking out the text and typing it into a layered PSD (Photoshp) file.

She won’t send anything else but a PDF. We continue to pay her.

We have management who thinks that the website is something that should be a communal decision. Not a communal effort, mind you, which is of course necessary, but a communal decision. That is to say, we need to have a committee that decides on design elements and how things happen. Especially managers, because they always think they know what’s best for the website, even if their own experience is limited to making a personal page in Word. Competent managers hire competent people and leave them alone to do what they do best. Needless to say, that isn’t the case here. The VP, in her e-mail, said that USF’s not making it onto the Top Ten list was proof positive that the website needed to be more of a group effort. Does it surprise anyone that a VP would say that? No, what it proves it that

  1. Sites which are outsourced to professional firms are often entered into contests like that
  2. The web services department is underfunded and understaffed
  3. The university website is already too much of a group effort, thank you very much

I am the only person here who seems to know anything about web design. My department consists of only three people: myself, my boss, and another student worker. I talk about CSS, about semantic markup, and none of it has any effect. My boss sympathizes: I suspect that given his druthers, he’d let me do pretty much whatever I want with the site, but he’s the first one to get bitched at if anything is changed. Faculty yell about “academic freedom,” and of course everybody and their mother wants to say what goes on their little piece of the (templated) site, and it invariably includes something horrendously stupid or contrived.

The people at my University don’t view the web site as a serious internet presence: they view it as a curiosity and a toy. They think that their colleagues or prospective students will be impressed by the godawful tripe they hack up. They don’t understand, for instance, that most visitors to the site might not have the esoteric font they chose, or that six billion small graphics make people want to wretch. Here’s the thing about design: if you can’t say why you’re putting a certain element in a certain place, it’s probably bad design. “Just because” is not a design decision: it’s an amateur sending a dagger through the heart of Web-2.0-conscious designers everywhere.

We have a business unit that will design and host websites for local businesses. I’ve designed several of these. These sites are basically just subfolders in our normal site, and the domain name the local business may or may not use is mapped to the index of that subfolder, and nothing else. If you navigate within a hosted site, you will go from www.domain.com to www.stfrancis.edu/domain. I asked my boss why we couldn’t simply move these hosted sites up to the same directory that the root of our normal website sites on, make some additional entries in Apache’s config file, and go from. He says he was told by one of our network staff that this was impossible. Either we have some limitation that I’m unaware of, or our network staff can’t administrate for shit.

So, as a result, we have Dreamweaver “sites” overlapping, which can sometimes lead to problems.

In private moments, my boss talks about taking everybody’s write rights away, and only giving them out as necessary, to preserve the integrity of the website. It’s a good start, but the fact, is, people already have way too much power when it comes to their ability to manipulate webserver files.

This summer, the word is that we’ll be upgrading our network from Netware 5 to, I think, Novell’s Enterprise Linux, which means we might actually have a dedicated Linux box running Apache. If this is true, I’d like to start moving our current site over to a CMS, probably PHP-based since anything else would be beyond the pale for this place. Still, even using something like Joomla! or Drupal would be relatively easy, I think. Contributers would be given a very limited role, basically being able to contribute only text, perhaps some pictures. I’d brand the whole thing up, and that would be that. Now, as to whether that actually happens is another thing entirely.

You see, our current project is a portal. The CMS systems I just mentioned are basically portals, but we of course couldn’t use anything straightforward. No, we got some hefty grant and some third party whipped up an Oracle portal for us, written in crufty Java, and sitting on a (apparently poorly configured or underpowered) Linux box. Without even getting into its internals, it’s a UI nightmare, and that’s for the tech department: I can only imagine what the students are going to think when they learn how completely atrocious the porlet-adding process is, and how if you don’t like the personalized layout you’ve made, you basically have to delete everything and start from scratch.

I’ve no doubt that the final decision on the Oracle portal came from higher-ups, and not the people who have to implement or use the technology.

It’s sad, however, that my $7.95/month shared hosting account is faster than the one in our datacenter. I could shift the entire USF website to my own account, turn it into a CMS, and it’d probably be a hell of a lot better than what we’ve got now.

§985 · February 15, 2006 · 6 comments · Tags: , ,

Lord Conrad's Crusade Lord Conrad's Crusade by Leo Frankowski
Publisher: Great Authors Online
Year: 2005
Pages: 230

Along with Copernick’s Rebellion (a short, early book about bioengineering), Leo Frankowski’s Cross-Time Engineer series remains one of my favorite science fiction series, trumped perhaps only by the exquisite Doom Series by Dafydd ab Hugh and Brad Linaweaver. Certainly, Frankowski’s epic dwarfs the proof-of-concept piece by L. Sprague de Camp. I found the first four books on my father’s bookshelf was I was naught but a child, and was thrilled, several years later and with the help of Amazon.com, to find a fifth book. I was even more thrilled—and slightly disappointed, after reading it—with the arrival of a sixth book in the series.

Frankowski was so quiet for much of the mid and late 90s that the glut of books he put out around the turn of the century really caught me unawares. Unsurprisingly, I didn’t learn of Lord Conrad’s Crusade, the 7th book of the series, until several months after it was published, but that might also be because Frankowski basically self-published. In an entry from his website, Frankowski claims that Jim Baen (the head honcho at Frankowski’s usual label) called it “bad writing.” That’s both true and not.

Certainly, this “Great Author’s Online” version is little more than an uncorrected manuscript, riddled with spelling and typographical errors, and in serious need of some editing to tighten up Frankowski’s wandering engineer prose. What’s more is the alarming tendency of Frankowski’s recent work to exaggerate heretofore forgiveable callousness towards women and minorities—but especially women—into downright opprobrious sexism and racism (you’ll find yet more polygamy and uses of the word “rag heads” in this book). To some degree, the technical and logistical writing that made the original four or five books of the series a pleasure to read has been preempted in favor of Frankowski’s fantasy-fulfillment narrative, something that is neither entertaining to begin with, nor a particular skill of the author’s.

The gist of the novel is that Conrad, bored with overseeing the smooth machinations of his mighty military-industrial complex in mediæval Poland, goes on vacation, only to be shipwrecked and enslaved along the western African coast. Does he die, ending the series? Does he get rescued by a group of his men? Does he raise a 30’000-strong army of freed slaves and conquer entire cities, setting up an entirely new military-industrial complex to thrive in his wake? If you’ve read Frankowski before, you know that answer to that.

Oh, to be sure, there were many times when Lord Conrad’s Crusade brought me back to the first time I ever read about Conrad—the storyline is so rich that even the worst of episodes would likely be bought, read, and to some extent enjoyed by me. The core is still there, but Frankowski definitely needs to rein in his misogynistic tendencies and overblown narrative, focus on what made the Cross-Time Engineer so great in the first place, and get an editor to hack it into something presentable. Here’s hoping that Great Authors Online has offered us little more than a pre-publication version, and that Lord Conrad’s Crusade turns into an episode worthy of its predecessors.

§982 · February 13, 2006 · (No comments) · Tags: