Via PZ Myers comes a Google meme. Type “[your first name] needs” in Google and see what comes up.

  • Ben Needs help [duh]
  • Ben Needs a Smock
  • ben needs a ride home
  • Ben needs to develop step-by-step approaches to academic work
  • Ben needs prayer
  • Ben needs to learn to Play Purposefully with Toys
  • ben needs money for art supplies [that’s very true this semester]
  • Ben needs to close the deal on Valentine’s Day [I manage quite well, thank you]
  • Ben needs to add another base case to handle non-even numbers
  • Ben needs to use lambda to make a procedure
  • Ben needs to learn to Pull Himself to a Standing Position [don’t even say it]
  • Ben needs to build his trust with strangers [but my mommy told me not to…]
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2 Comments to “I need”

  1. […] From Heliologue: type “[your first name] needs” in Google and see what comes up. […]

  2. […] Via Shrodinger’s Cat is Dead, I spotted this weird little Google meme. Type “[your first name] needs” in Google and see what comes up (my top ten hits below). Howard badly needs Helen Clark’s support Howard needs to know Howard needs a joke Howard needs you Howard needs Homeland Security Howard needs your help Howard needs to improve greatly Howard needs to lead Howard needs treatment Howard needs to attack, attack, attack […]

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