Oh, people. You aren’t even trying to be fairminded now. For the purposes of this post, I won’t even bother pointing out the poor judgement in accepting the logic of someone who can’t construct a passable sentence; neither will I bother to point out that while the USPS’s website does have a Muslim holiday stamp, they also have Virgin Mary, Hannukah, and Kwaanza stamps available. I won’t even go there, because poor grammar and baseless scuttlebutt is no match for the sheer venom of the writer’s bigotry.

Hi Everybody.

How ironic is this??!! They don’t even believe in Christ and they’re getting their own Christmas stamp, but don’t dream of posting the ten commandments on federal property?

USPS New Stamp

This one is impossible to believe. Scroll down for the text.
If there is only one thing you forward today…..let it be this!

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of PanAm Flight 103!

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993!

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine barracks in Lebanon!

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the military barracks in Saudi Arabia!

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa!

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE!

REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on the Twin Towers on 9/11/2001!

REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks!

Now the United States Postal Service REMEMBERS and HONORS the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a commemorative first class holiday postage stamp.

REMEMBER to adamantly and vocally BOYCOTT this stamp!
when purchasing your stamps at the post office.
To use this stamp would be a slap in the face to all those
AMERICANS who died at the hands of those whom this stamp honors.

REMEMBER to pass this along to every patriotic AMERICAN you know!

Remember, kids, it’s not FUNDAMENTALISTS, TERRORISTS, or CRIMINALS that commit violent acts: it’s MUSLIMS!

Oh, but wait…

REMEMBER the CHRISTIAN torture and murder of 32’000 Jews and Muslims during the Spanish Inquisition.

REMEMBER the CHRISTIAN slaughter of thousands of Muslims during the Crusades.

REMEMBER the CHRISTIAN murder of “witches” in Salem, Massachusetts, c. 1690s.

REMEMBER the CHRISTIAN massacre and forced conversion of thousands of Croations by the Catholic Ustaše regime during World War II.

REMEMBER the CHRISTIAN murder of over 10’000 people during the Albigensian Crusade.

Now the United States Postal Service REMEMBERS and HONORS the Christmas CHRISTIAN holiday season with a commemorative first class holiday postage stamp.

REMEMBER to adamantly and vocally BOYCOTT this stamp!
when purchasing your stamps at the post office.
To use this stamp would be a slap in the face to all those
JEWS and MUSLIMS who died at the hands of those whom this stamp honors.

See how easy this is? “But,” I hear you saying, “those crazy people don’t speak for most Christians!” To which I say, “Exactly.”

§762 · September 20, 2005 · Tags: , ·

2 Comments to “From the inbox”

  1. Brady says:

    Thanks for commenting… I was speechless when I got that forward.

    You expressed my disgust and incredulity quite nicely, and its good to see someone already got around to making a tables-turned version.

  2. Ben says:

    That was me. I threw together a few examples based on well known events. There’s no e-mail of such a nature currently circulating, but it’d be hilarious if it started getting tacked on to the current one.

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