I dreamed intensely about donuts and ├ęclairs. Given that, you can imagine how difficult it was for me to get up this morning and face the prospect of cold cereal. So, in a sudden change of pace, I stopped at the donut shop on the way to work and picked up two chocolate frosted and a cup of extremely hot coffee. Actually, it turns out that the place is very much on my way to work: it’s about 45 seconds from the university.

So, long story short: I’m wallowing in my own crapulence, and just thought you all should know.

§575 · April 18, 2005 · ·

3 Comments to “Is there anything they can’t do?”

  1. rob says:

    You’re not conforming to the true American stereotype until you sue the company for making you fat, you know.

  2. Ben says:

    I’m not sure how well it would hold up in court: I’m 6’6″ and 150lbs (2m and 68kg for you Europeans).

  3. rob says:

    I know, I’ve seen the pics – you need more doughnuts, if anything :P

    And we’re not all metric and poncy here – 2m and 68kg means absolutely nothing to me.

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