I dreamed intensely about donuts and éclairs. Given that, you can imagine how difficult it was for me to get up this morning and face the prospect of cold cereal. So, in a sudden change of pace, I stopped at the donut shop on the way to work and picked up two chocolate frosted and a cup of extremely hot coffee. Actually, it turns out that the place is very much on my way to work: it’s about 45 seconds from the university.
So, long story short: I’m wallowing in my own crapulence, and just thought you all should know.
You’re not conforming to the true American stereotype until you sue the company for making you fat, you know.
I’m not sure how well it would hold up in court: I’m 6’6″ and 150lbs (2m and 68kg for you Europeans).
I know, I’ve seen the pics – you need more doughnuts, if anything :P
And we’re not all metric and poncy here – 2m and 68kg means absolutely nothing to me.