Microsoft continues to confound. They’ve officially rolled out their x86_64 lineup (XP and Server 2003 x64) with very little fanfare and with a tepid response from all but the most jubilant enthusiasts. Lack of driver support is still an issue, a year and a half after the first beta. They informed us that they changed their hundreds of servers over to x64 variants, which some /.ers thought was ballsy, but really wasn’t, since the betas themselves were pretty stable. Microsoft doesn’t really have to worry about unsupported hardware, gaming issues, and the sort of application support that home users worry about. For server applications, x86_64 has long been reliable, ever since 64-bit ports of Linux appeared in late 2003. For database applications, &c., the extra computing power is already paying performance dividends.

These Windows releases are essentially just a stepping stone to Longhorn, which, so I read, will be better supported with regard to 64-bit software and drivers. No one, especially in the server market, is jumping up to invest in a bridge release.

On the subject of Longhorn, however, the situation becomes even bleaker. Microsoft has been excising features from it in a desperate attempt to keep their timeline (2005 beta, Q1 2006 gold). The much-touted WinFS (which I didn’t really give a damn about: it seemed the sort of thing that would hog system resources for the benefit of casual users) was dropped. Palladium, the secure computing platform, was partially dropped just recently. The OS itself looks less and less impressive as time goes on: build 5048 (the 2005 WinHEC build) has a visual style similar in structure to the godawful Luna theme but less wretched colours. More widgets, maybe, though they thankfully dumped the damn sidebar. Balloonish curves. To be honest, I can’t figure out what exactly it taking so long, or even what Longhorn has to offer at this point. It’s looking to be less like a nextgen OS and more like XP Service Pack 3 (which might actually come out before Longhorn does).

Microsoft can’t really afford to stagnate like it is. 5 years between releases, and all they have to offer is a truncated OS with maybe an expanded driver base and a new platform for graphics (DirectX 10, or Avalon, mostly for widgets at this point: programmeres and games won’t take advantage of it for a long time). Apple’s new OS X release (10.4 ‘Tiger’) is being released, not that anyone particularly cares about it except current Mac users (what, 1% market share?). Linux is still chugging along, expanding its market, slowly but surely, even on the desktop. I’m not sure that it will ever eclipse Microsoft in terms of its development, since it tends to lack the clout to push new things through the market, though.

§590 · April 29, 2005 · 3 comments · Tags: , ,

What the hell is this?

Bruce Wayne undergoes some sort of mystical ninja training like a bad Van Damme flick? The Batmobile is an ATV? This looks like nothing but a bunch of big names with cameos in a bad movie. Blah! Michael Keaton and Tim Burton must have shat themselves when they saw this.

§588 · April 29, 2005 · 2 comments ·

  1. Maroon 5Songs About Jane • Tangled
  2. Fiona AppleTidal • The Child Is Gone
  3. CamelHarbour of Tears • The Hour Candle (a song for my father)
  4. PlaceboSleeping With Ghosts • English Summer Rain
  5. DredgLeitmotif • Movement I: @45°N. 180°W
  6. Set Fire to FlamesSings Reign Rebuilder • omaha…
  7. Explosions in the SkyThe Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place • Six Days at the Bottom of the Ocean
  8. IsisThe Red Sea • Smiles and Handshakes
  9. Sufjan StevensSeven Swans • Abraham
  10. MastodonRemission • Trainwreck
§587 · April 28, 2005 · (No comments) · Tags:

A Walk in the Woods A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson
Publisher: Broadway
Year: 1999
Pages: 304

Having read many of Bryson’s other books (Made in America, I’m a Stranger Here, Myself, A Short History of Nearly Everything, &c.), I thought it a shame that I still had not read the first Bryson book recommended to me, which I had promptly forgotten about before getting around to reading it. I rediscovered Bryson when I bought a copy of Made In America for a quarter and thought it to be the most wonderful blend of humour, history, and anecdotal storytelling I had ever seen.

That is largely Bryson’s style: broach a subject with an anecdote, talk at length about it, and perhaps throw in a narration (if applicable) of his own experience. A Walk in the Woods is relatively short, at least in comparison to some of his other works, but it’s just as immensely satisfying. Bryson represents the conflicted soul in all of us: the love of creature comforts and the desire to get back to nature. For A Walk in the Woods, he decides to hike all 2’100+ miles of the Appalachian Trail with the aid of an annoying college buddy, Katz. I won’t spoil the story for you, but the narration is traditional Bryson, and at some points, he had zingers in there that made me giggle ceaselessly for minutes at a time.

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die, of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. I would blow my sphincter out my backside like one of those unrolling paper streamers you get at children’s parties—I daresay it would even give a merry toot—and bleed to a messy death in my sleeping bag.

Or, when Katz asks him if a certain female hiker is ugly, Bryson responds, “Well, only compared with other women.”

Perhaps I’m a rarity, but I just eat this sort of humourous, anecdotal travelogue writing up, and identify with Bryson in many respects except the gumption to actually go out and do things. Hiking the Appalachian Trail, however ill-advised for a couple of novices like Bryson and Katz, is precisely that sort of gumption.

I heartily suggest this book: it’s entertaining, informative, and flies by.

§586 · April 27, 2005 · (No comments) · Tags: ,

I got all nostalgic the other day for all the things I remember from my childhood in the 80s and early 90s.

  • eating cake frosting directly from the jar
  • Count Duckula [W]
  • light-up sneakers
  • the word “sneakers”
  • Muppet Babies [W]
  • Transformers [W]
  • G.I. Joe [W]
  • movie/T.V. tie-in cereal
  • Saturday morning cartoons
  • Nintendo (the 8-bit kind) [W]
  • pre-freak Michael Jackson
  • MacGyver [W]
  • staying home sick
  • chewable grape Tylenol
  • Big League Chew [W]
  • Beetlejuice (the cartoon, more so)
  • Bucky O’Hare [W]
  • Ghostbusters (the cartoon, as well) [W]
  • side-scrolling arcade games
  • cheap gas
  • funnel ball
  • Sesame Street, with cookies
  • pop ices / freeze pops / (insert your term here)
  • raw cookie dough (pre-Salmonella)
  • Chip & Dale: Rescue Rangers [W]
  • being praised for unimportant crap
§585 · April 26, 2005 · 6 comments ·