My uncle makes fun of some movies, Far Eastern-style. A sampling

Catwoman
Even fails at being bad.
Berry’s goodwill is spent.
Nice costume, though.

Forgotten
The trailer gave away all,
so save your precious cash.
(It’s aliens.)

Mean Girls
Estrogen proved poison
In film with
patently redundant title.

2004 Haiku Movie Reviews

While I’m on the subject of Haiku, I should point out an oldie but goodie: computer haiku!

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

Haiku Error Messages

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