Two atoms are walking down the street. The first atom is really sad, and the second atom goes, “What’s wrong?” The first atom says, “I lost an electron!” Second atom asks, “Are you sure?” The first atom says, “Yes, I’m positive!”
Two antennas meet on the roof, fall in love, and get married. The wedding wasn’t much but the reception was awesome.
Q: What did one cell say when another stepped on its foot?
A: Mitosis! Mitosis!
Q: How can you tell if a chromosome is male or female?
A: You pull down its genes!!!
Heisenburg was driving down the street. He gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop asks “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenburg replies, “No, but I know where I am.”
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.