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Aug 28 2004
With all due credit to George Carlin.
Aug 27 2004
Get yourself a decent browser:
and then view my mega-awesome CD collection.
Aug 23 2004
The road to heliologue.com has been a long one, starting 5 years ago on a remote corner of the web known as angelfire. Then, I was running a 133mhz Compaq unibody, a depressed kid making pages with bloodbars and “dark”…
Aug 19 2004
My father got a far-right solicitation in the mail today, from an organization called ADF. The envelope boasted several thumbnail photos of stern-looking religious men and said something like “Stop the ACLU from undermining your family values!” When I looked…
Aug 13 2004
Bush’s ego stroking is rather ridiculous.
“The world’s safer…. Libya’s no longer a threat. Pakistan is an ally in the war on terror,” Bush said in an exclusive interview on CNN’s “Larry King Live.”
The world’s safer? There are more terrorists now than…
Aug 02 2004
In 1999, I bought an album by Orgy. It was called Candyass. It was a ridiculous affair, really, the band decked out in outfits reminiscent of Poison, belting out nonsensical, nihilistic lyrics over a steady drone of power chords and…