Step 1: Get a craving for peanut M&Ms.

Step 2: Insert $1 bill into functioning (as indicated by an absence of "Use change" or "Use correct change" lights) vending machine.

Step 3: Insert $1 bill again after it is spit out.

Step 4: Repeat step 3 until frustrated

Step 5: Walk across the street to change machine. Receive four quarters.

Step 6: Insert 3 quarters to purchase $.60 M&Ms. The machine will ask for "correct" change.

Step 7: Swear like a sailor

Step 8: Press coin return button.

Step 9: Press coin return button again after the vending machine swallows your quarters.

Step 10: Repeat step 7 until a hollow shell of former self.

§333 · March 24, 2004 · ·

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