It’s midweek. That time hanging nebulously between the salvation of the weekend and the eye boogers of Monday morning. Personally, anything after Monday is generally a breeze for me, since Mondays are my longer day, and Tuesdays through Fridays, I’m…
Archive for February, 2004
Feb 15 2004
Hearts and flowers and kisses, oh my!
Another Valentine’s Day is over and done with, and once again it has been a supremely satisfying event, mostly because I am very much in love. For you poor people without a better half, I’m afraid yesterday was little more…
Feb 12 2004
A busy testicle with feet
The story of my romance is a fairly recent one. When I say romance, I don’t mean my current relationship, either. I mean my interest (at all) in romance and relationships. In fact, I didn’t court (or even want to court)…
Feb 09 2004
In a perfect world…
Hear this! Effective immediately, the following rules will be in effect:
- Any girl who wears a short shirt and low pants to the effect that her anal cleavage is consistently visible shall be made to wear one-piece pajamas (with feet) for…
Feb 04 2004
1s & 0s. Mostly 0s.
I completed my computer yesterday. After struggling with the BIOS for several hours trying to get it to recognise all my hard drives (namely my Western Digital Raptor, which is my boot drive), I managed somehow to format the hard…